436 ответов в теме

[Manager]

please speak Albanian

please make your own Albanian topic

[Sudya]

Shorter, I did not yet smoke such tea, it respect!!!

[GB]

btw, didn't know you had bought 2106

Yeap, now I've got one more VAZ. Too bad this time it was not produced in Bavaria. It's kindda Japanese 2106

[Astro4k@]

Guys i noticed tat you're discussing very deep subjects here. Increadibly useful

[Manager]

Guys i noticed tat you're discussing very deep subjects here. Increadibly useful

to be admired by nice ladies...

what else a man can ask?

Yeap, now I've got one more VAZ. Too bad this time it was not produced in Bavaria. It's kindda Japanese 2106

congrats!

some pics wil be appreciated

so, why only 3 cars anyway?

[Astro4k@]

to be admired by nice ladies...

what else a man can ask?
congrats!

some pics wil be appreciated

so, why only 3 cars anyway?

Mistik=man can ask 3 wishes

[Manager]

Mistik=man can ask 3 wishes

it's better than 3 bottles of beer anyway

[Astro4k@]

it's better than 3 bottles of beer anyway

3 battles of bear?
it must be very excited view.
I like Bruce Willice

[Manager]

3 battles of bear?

[Manager]

a joke:

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

[GB]

tsome pics wil be appreciated

so, why only 3 cars anyway?

No pics yet, it's on the dry cleaning and polishing.

I'm working hard on it! To get the fourth in the nearest future... Or to get rid of at least two of these ))))))))

[apaxuc]

И ТУТ ПИСЮНАМИ МЕРЯТЬСЯ НАЧАЛИ...

[bes_paniki]

Offtopic, pal ))
Not "писюнами меряться", but "comparing size of penises" ))
this one expression will reflect underlying theme of the topic more completely

[Astro4k@]

И ТУТ ПИСЮНАМИ МЕРЯТЬСЯ НАЧАЛИ...

Wassup man? Take it easy
It's just intelligent chat
And i have no such instrument to measure

[Olaf]

To be or not to be, that is the question?

[Manager]

To be or not to be, that is the question?

you mean she is pregnant, after all?

Wassup man? Take it easy
It's just intelligent chat
And i have no such instrument to measure

exactly! we are gentlemen enough not to ask you to measure the toys you use!

Offtopic, pal ))
Not "писюнами меряться", but "comparing size of penises" ))
this one expression will reflect underlying theme of the topic more completely

a man is innocent, until proven guilty

И ТУТ ПИСЮНАМИ МЕРЯТЬСЯ НАЧАЛИ...

yo dude!
hello to you too!

Изменено: Manager, 17 Март 2008 - 19:47

[Astro4k@]

Congratulations with St.Patrik's day.
Today our brothers and sisters selebrated this holiday
Tchuss

[Manager]

I totally missed it...

[bes_paniki]

a man is innocent, until proven guilty

We'll see, we'll see
Let the history to judge us

[Gl_amyrchik]

Первый урок, английский для начинающих:

"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"

Теперь по-английски!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:

"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"

Теперь по-английски!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:

"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из швейцарских ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"

Теперь по-английски!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

[Manager]

Gl_amyrchik,

[Astro4k@]

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

shwshwshwshw
once One won one dollar price
Order in hotel:two tea to 2

[Manager]

Diana,

probably "prize"

[Astro4k@]

Diana,

probably "prize"

Yeah, right
I was thinking not prize but it's price

[Manager]

Diana, 'keep yr eyes on the prize' © motivation philosophy

[Astro4k@]

Diana, 'keep yr eyes on the prize' © motivation philosophy

In Odessa of course to know English very useful...for girl
But how man in such age can still remember
You are connected with foreigners?

[Manager]

In Odessa of course to know English very useful...for girl
But how man in such age can still remember
You are connected with foreigners?

a grad of a foreign unversity (even with honors)

dealing with foreigners from time to time...

Изменено: Manager, 19 Март 2008 - 22:38

[bes_paniki]

Looks like the topic experiences a lack of attention.
Does anybody have any clue how to bring this topic to live?

[Pashel`]

Manager Wow, 'pease data', keep going!

Gl_amyrchik 'Don't trouble the troubles until the troubles trouble you' ©, read fast as you can

[Manager]

Manager Wow, 'pease data', keep going!

Gl_amyrchik 'Don't trouble the troubles until the troubles trouble you' ©, read fast as you can

that's a good one

it's almost along the lines of my favorite motto: 'Don't do today whatever can wait until tomorrow'

Изменено: Manager, 21 Март 2008 - 12:05

[Dani]

Ooooooh, so hard to be Englishman in Odessa.

[Manager]

Ooooooh, so hard to be Englishman in Odessa.

oh well, 'another day, another dollar' ©

[Pashel`]

Ooooooh, so hard to be Englishman in Odessa.

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in Odessa © Sting

As for me 'another day, another problem'

Изменено: Pashel`, 22 Март 2008 - 10:45

[svlad]

it's better than 3 bottles of beer anyway

Beer - patch, snack - plugins, Coca-cola, Fanta, 7 UP - trojan viruses , vodka is my choice.

P.S. I choose 0,7 - professional edition

[Manager]

Beer - patch, snack - plugins, Coca-cola, Fanta, 7 UP - trojan viruses , vodka is my choice.

P.S. I choose 0,7 - professional edition

it's always nice to learn from the professionals