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[Astro4k@]

respectable member!!!! Russian version's gaining

[Manager]

I greatly appreciate all your good advice and care

Those are sweet worries - earning money while doing nothing and of course making sure that you've got a nice cosy room with soft walls to stay overnight

Not to worry!

It's waiting for you too somewhere ahead...

[GB]

Manager,
considering actual ecological status and "Nothing To Eat" panic topic of a guru, I'm sure my chances to stay alive until your venerable age are very low

[Manager]

Manager,
considering actual ecological status and "Nothing To Eat" panic topic of a guru, I'm sure my chances to stay alive until your venerable age are very low

My friend, you are a rather bright young man indeed!

If I were in your shoes, I would've definitely tried to have my "genetic material" spread amongst as many chicks as possible, in order to maximize the likelihood of leaving something behind oneself!

[GB]

That's tha main instict of a male human - to impregnate as much female humans as possible! And believe you me, I'm trying hard to bring Ukraine back at the level of 52 mio. )))

However, I'm very surprised to find out, that you prefer young hens to your congeners.

as many chicks as possible

We've been visited today
By necro- pedo- zoo- phil ...

[Manager]

We've been visited today
By necro- pedo- zoo- phil ...

Don't open the door!
It might be the 33rd with his friends..., unless, of course, you also might like it...

PS Chick, Common English slang meaning a girl or woman. The term makes no judgement of a woman's attractiveness, however vaguely implies sexual viability as children and the elderly are almost never referred to as "chicks".

That's tha main instict of a male human - to impregnate as much female humans as possible! And believe you me, I'm trying hard to bring Ukraine back at the level of 52 mio. )))

Don't want to discourage you, but, if you use condoms, it would hardly help the Ukraine...

[Astro4k@]

I'm trying hard to bring Ukraine back at the level of 52 mio. )))

Nope, don't do this in Kiev. We need to drive. But not to be in traffic jam

[Manager]

Nope, don't do this in Kiev. We need to drive. But not to be in traffic jam

Don't worry! He preffers girls from Boyarka (or perhaps they prefer him over the local sex giants)...

Изменено: Manager, 18 Сентябрь 2008 - 13:40

[Astro4k@]

Better to send him to Odessa-big choise for that kind of activity

[GB]

PS Chick, Common English slang meaning a girl or woman. The term makes no judgement of a woman's attractiveness, however vaguely implies sexual viability as children and the elderly are almost never referred to as "chicks".

Gee, man! It seems that you're NOT a native Odessian. Otherwise what the hell had happened to your sense of humor, if there was one...
You're too serious!

Don't want to discourage you, but, if you use condoms, it would hardly help the Ukraine...

Anyway, I'm fond of training and practicing! )))

Nope, don't do this in Kiev. We need to drive. But not to be in traffic jam

Anyway, we're in deep shit already. Don't see any reason to restrain myself )))

Don't worry! He preffers girls from Boyarka (or perhaps they prefer him over the local sex giants)...

Mister! You're probably very close to Yanukovich and his friends. He is the guy who likes to use double F.
However, I'm sure, he doesn't know the ford prefers But if he did, he would wrote it with double FF for sure!
In case you didn't get my hint, click HERE

Better to send him to Odessa-big choise for that kind of activity

Don't like that city much. I prefer to invite their girls to Kiev

[Astro4k@]

Was girl in marriage foto also from Odessa?

[GB]

have no clue

[Manager]

Gee, man! It seems that you're NOT a native Odessian. Otherwise what the hell had happened to your sense of humor, if there was one...
You're too serious!

BTW, I am NOT a native Odessan , having been born in a big village called Kiev (that day, everybody rejoiced because of this)

FYI: The definition of 'Chick' in slang was posted mainly for other users, who might not have had that much exposure to the slang...

Mister! You're probably very close to Yanukovich and his friends. He is the guy who likes to use double F.
However, I'm sure, he doesn't know the ford prefers But if he did, he would wrote it with double FF for sure!

Bravo dude!

I can bet it was your secretary, who had noticed the typo, right?

BTW, if you wish, a couple of those could be pinpointed in your writing as well, which is OK... it's not like we can bill some dude for the bull, which is posted here...

[GB]

PS. Mine is perFFect. Except for those cases, when you see simple misprints. If other - then its Olbanean!

PPS. That ... pardon my French, chick (my secretary) doesn't speak English! Bloody hell! (((

[Manager]

PS. Mine is perFFect. Except for those cases, when you see simple misprints. If other - then its Olbanean!

PPS. That ... pardon my French, chick (my secretary) doesn't speak English! Bloody hell! (((

That's tha main instict of a male human - to impregnate as much female humans as possible! And believe you me, I'm trying hard to bring Ukraine back at the level of 52 mio. )))

though your excitement, when talking about happy 'procreation', is perfectly understandable

[GB]

see above. Clause regarding Olbanean

[Manager]

see above. Clause regarding Olbanean

sorry, can see only one about Yanukovich

[GB]

Manager, you need to see a doctor indeed

[Manager]

GB, Dr. Yanukovich is too expensive to see for a modest guy from Odessa

[GB]

Manager,
Finally you published your real name. I swear I'll remember it and will congratulate you on December 31 with your name day

Modest's Name Day

PS. Talk about discount with Dr. Midis! May be he'll condescend to you

[Manager]

PS. Talk about discount with Dr. Midis! May be he'll condescend to you

Would he react, if I told him I were from you?

[bes_paniki]

Would he react, if I told him I were from you?

cool... what about my commission ? As far as I remember, that was my idea to compel to treat Manager with service from Dr.MIDIS ?

[GB]

Manager, tell him whatever you want!
The only thing that I care about is getting my money! ))))))))
And some interest for bes_paniki

[Manager]

The only thing that I care about is getting my money! ))))))))

I doubt you'll get back the money you were so fast to promise to your new girlfriend, in order to put her into bed

[GB]

Manager, i'm not sure I got your French right...
However, I do not pay to my girlfriends. If you do, I'm sorry for you
And those, who got paid, are not my girlfriends apriori

[Manager]

GB,

That's the way it should be

Same here...

What about expensive gifts?

[bes_paniki]

What about expensive gifts?

Geeeee, what a questions !
Are you considering yourself as GB's 'girlfriend for money' ??
Have nigers... afro-americans stopped to pay you ?

[Manager]

Geeeee, what a questions !
Are you considering yourself as GB's 'girlfriend for money' ??
Have nigers... afro-americans stopped to pay you ?

if GB brings such thoughts in you, don't worry, you'd have no competition from my side

[bes_paniki]

if GB brings such thoughts in you, don't worry, you'd have no competition from my side

I have traditional sexual orientation
Nevertheless your questions lead us to think that you'll not only just compete with anyone who will pretend on this role, but make all possible and impossible tricks to win
Don't be shy, it's 21st century - time for wise and advantageous decisions

[Manager]

bes_paniki, a conservative hetero is here dude

just try to follow the thread & don't try to take expensive toys away from the sexy gals

[bes_paniki]

bes_paniki, a conservative hetero is here dude

Sounds good
The only thing that remained, is convincing other active readers of this topic that modest guy from Odessa (also known as Manager) is neither bot with unlinear logic and 10 thousands of posts, and nor aFFro-american gay that needs to be treated by MIDIS

[Pashel`]

let`s sing some an indistinct songs

10 место: Кейт Буш, "Wuthering Heights". Вместо строчек "Heathcliff! It's me, Cathy and I've come home oh, so cold, let me in-a your window" ("Хитклифф! Это я, Кэти, и я пришла домой. Как холодно! Позволь мне войти в твое окно") британцы слышат "Healthcliff! "It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat. Oh, so cold at the end of your winter" ("Хитклифф! Это я, я дерево, я вомбат. Как холодно в конце твоей зимы").

9 место: „Oasis“, "Wonderwall". Вместо "You're gonna be the one that saves me" ("Ты единственная спасешь меня") фанаты слышат: "You're gonna be the one at Sainsbury's" («Ты будешь одна в Sainsbury's» («Sainsbury's – это сеть продуктовых магазинов в Великобритании).

8 место: Дэвид Боуи, "Changes": "Strange vaccinations are killing me" ("Странные прививки убивают меня") вместо "Strange fascination fascinating me" ("Странное очарование притягивает меня").

7 место: “The Police”, "Message In A Bottle". В ней часто вместо "A year has passed since I wrote my note" ("Год прошел, как я написал письмо") слышится "A year has passed since I broke my nose" ("Год прошел, как я сломал нос").

6 место: "Bohemian Rhapsody", „Queen“: "Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango" ("Скалабуш, Скалабуш, станцуешь запрещенное танго?") вместо "Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango" ("Скарамуш, Скарамуш, станцуешь фанданго?").

5 место: "Michelle", „The Beatles“. В ней вместо французской фразы "Michelle ma belle, sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble" ("Мишель, моя красавица, эти слова так хорошо звучат вместе") британцам слышится "Michelle ma belle, some say monkeys play piano well, play piano well" ("Мишель, моя красавица, некоторые говорят, что обезьяны хорошо играют на пианино").

4 место: „U2“, "Mysterious Ways". Фразу "She moves in mysterious ways" ("Она идет таинственными тропами") подменяют "Shamu the mysterious whale" ("Шаму – таинственный кит").

3 место: „The Beatles“, "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds". В ней строчку "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" ("Девушка с калейдоскопическими глазами") часто заменяют "The girl with colitis goes by" ("Мимо проходит девушка с колитом").

2 место: “Bee Gees”, «Stayin' Alive». Вместо "It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way" ("Все в порядке. Ты можешь выглядеть по-другому") слышится "It's alright. It's okay. You make love the other way" ("Все в порядке. Ты занимаешься любовью по-другому").

1 место: Лидер „The Police“ Стинг признан самым невнятным поп-исполнителем. Написанная им песня "When The World Is Running Down" возглавила рейтинг композиций, тексты которых часто неверно воспринимаются поклонниками на слух. В этой песне многие слушатели вместо строчки "You make the best of what's still around" ("Ты лучшее из того, что осталось") слышат "You make the best homemade stew around" ("Ты готовишь лучшее домашнее рагу в округе").

[bes_paniki]

A topic for flood/flame in English, No German, Moldavian and other slavic languages

Изменено: bes_paniki, 22 Сентябрь 2008 - 23:37

[Manager]

Sounds good
The only thing that remained, is convincing other active readers of this topic that modest guy from Odessa (also known as Manager) is neither bot with unlinear logic and 10 thousands of posts, and nor aFFro-american gay that needs to be treated by MIDIS

A man is innocent, unless proven guilty

[Timothy]

A white man and a black man argue about what color God is.
After some time they decide to go to mount sinai and ask God Himself what color He is.
so, they climb the mountain and shout:"God, what are you-black or white?"
-I am what I am, -replies the loud voice form the cloud.
The white man turns toward the black man and says-"See, God is white".
"No way, what makes you think so?"
"See, if He was black, He would say-I is what I is"